Stop using JavaScript

• WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERACTIVE
• YEARS OF CODING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for document.getElementById
• Wanted interactivity anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "MACROMEDIA FLASH"
• "Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'length' of undefined" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the internet & computers we built for them

(This is REAL JavaScript, done by REAL "Software Engineers"):

"Hello I would like undefined apples please"

They have played us for absolute fools